I'm a handsome flower, even though I say so myself. I have been on this table for two weeks, I still haven't withered.

People are very kind to me. They give me water and let me listen to their conversations. I never interrupt, I'm a good listener like that.

Sometimes people come to my table and just look at me. That is also fine, if I must be honest, I enjoy the attention.

Life is short! That is my motto. We must enjoy what we have left of it and not be to insecure. Insecurity makes your paddle's turn brown. And no-one looks good in brown paddles. Well, maybe I would, but my paddle's don't turn brown. I'm special like that.

It's good that I'm close to the window, so when I'm alone at night, I still have my own reflection to keep me company. It's the best view there is, I don't mind it. Not at all.

I love the music that they play here, they play it especially for me, they adore me. They would do anything to keep me here, but I must go soon. Don't cry, you have had enough of me. It is time for me to spread the joy of having my company to other places. I could make any place marvelous, even the bin.

- A narcissistic flower